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DONT'S
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Wear
tight skirts that slip above your knees when
you sit at desk or bench, or flimsy full ones
that billow around your waist whenever a
draught blows round a corner.
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Drench
yourself in heady perfume or strong-scented
powder.
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Think
yourself a budding Marilyn Monroe and wear
sweaters two sizes too small.
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Arrive
late at work and expect a smile to get you
off.
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Simper
at the boss whenever he comes around.
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Be
coy with every male in sight.
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Keep
tizzying your hair in office hours.
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Change
your nail varnish in the shelter of typewriter
or machine.
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Sit
with legs a-sprawl and arms akimbo.
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Keep
a cigarette dangling from your lips.
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Clatter
around with bracelets at wrist.
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Have
long phone gossips with the boyfriend.
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Titter
the minutes away with office mates.
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Start
refurbishing your make-up 10 minutes before
closing time.
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Turn
your desk drawers into a medicine chest and
beauty case.
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Leave
spare shoes, bags and hats around. |